Something Was Born Inside A Little Boy’s Knee And He’s Keeping It As A Pet

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/something-was-born-inside-a-little-boys-knee-and-hes-keeping

The article says:

“Paul’s knee has healed completely, but Turbo might be dead. There has been no movement or bubbles from him.”

I say:

The snail was raised on the boy’s blood. It’s now a freaking VAMPIRE SNAIL – A SNAMPIRE!

Up next, the snampire apocalypse. It’ll be just like a zombie apocalypse but the infected are easy to outrun. Run Walk for your lives!

BoySnail

Image source and article: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/something-was-born-inside-a-little-boys-knee-and-hes-keeping

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