Burrito Rant By Blogger ‘Lucky Shirt’ Is Hilariously Over-The-Top (NSFW)

https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

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Image source and article: https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

H/T: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/10/burrito-rant_n_3901277.html

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